May 3, 2012 • 92 notes • comeawaywiththewater
March 12, 2012 • 1,520 notes • raichuuu

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March 11, 2012 • 14,105 notes • vid
<3

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March 9, 2012 • 208 notes • ihopericksantorum

hahahahaha!

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Tanisha didn’t get no sleep cuz of Rick Santorum, now Rick Santorum not gon get no sleep cuz of Tanisha

March 6, 2012 • 76 notes • letme-dyinginyourarms
March 5, 2012 • 79,963 notes • yanilavigne.net

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March 5, 2012

I still love him so much, i still miss him.

why? why does your first love leave such a toll on you? Its been almost three years since ive known him and it feels like yesterday, i still want to call him mine. Yes we had bad times and he wasnt good to me for a little bit. but there was also a good time where he treated me like a queen and he was with me every second of the day. I feel like he still thinks about me because i posted on facebook “i know you wont think this is about you… but i always end up missing you.. and it sucks.” and two minutes later he messaged me the first time we talked in months. I really dont know what to do because ive became depressed because idk how to tell him or if i should keep it to myself :( fuuuuck.

February 21, 2012 • 88,250 notes • yentung

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February 15, 2012 • 117,659 notes • wordsareourmost

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February 15, 2012 • 42 notes • itgoesdown

haha the best

Sam: [coughs] Get outta here, Dewey!
Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here?
Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.
Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*?
Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
Dewey Cox: [Dewey doesn't have a sense of smell] No, Sam. I can't.
Reefer Girl: Come on, Dewey! Join the party!
[takes a hit off a joint]
Sam: NO DEWEY, YOU DON'T WANT THIS, GET OUT OF HERE.
Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
Sam: IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU A HANGOVER
Dewey Cox: Wha....I get addicted to it or something?
Sam: IT'S NOT HABIT FORMING
Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
Sam: YOU CANT OD ON IT
Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam: IT MAKES SEX EVEN BETTER
Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam: ITS THE CHEAPEST DRUG THERE IS.
Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm.
Sam: YOU DON'T WANT IT
Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.